i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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