is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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