Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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