What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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