piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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