I bet he comes in French.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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