"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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