Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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