do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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