stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I will pee on everything he values.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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