evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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