When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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