Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just found puke in my bra..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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