I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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