I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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