Already got asked if we're dating
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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