Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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