Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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