found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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