I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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