shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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