i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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