When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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