This girl is more easily done than said...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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