I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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