Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Found the puke drawer
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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