best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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