He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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