i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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