didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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