I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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