somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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