i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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