May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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