Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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