I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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