didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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