So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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