I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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