you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
