its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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