he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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