Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he high fived his dick after we had sex
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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