thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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