my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
