so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I just googled if crying burns calories
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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