i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
