I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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