if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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