ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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